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My way is subtle, but way of Hjørse is scientific!

He has a strange voice, that Hjørse.

Original source.

Caity was nøt happy with Hørse and yours Møøsely.

“You are hiding too much.”

Such complaint from her. It is enough to drive a Møøse into hiding again.

But, for Caity, the pleasures of the chase are introduced. (After all, my way is subtle.)

Is picture of Hjørse in hiding:

And I am øver here… can you see me?

Dø yøu think Caity will post when she has finished løøking? Mayhap!

Møøse has been sighted here and there.

  • Hitched over the top of the big wall map in the Krappenhause;
  • Hidden in the folds of an apron hanging on the pantry door;
  • Lastly in an undisclosed location (Caity does not know where Møøse may be).


Hjørse is far less subtle, and has been found in many places, even vexing the Teabot 5000™ by impersonating a lump beneath the covers, while the cold-blooded Teabot 5000™ slept on top of the bed again.

Indulging his propensity for bedclothes, Hjørse retreated to an unused quilt, only to be discovered by a cold, sore Caity…

… the very same Caity who has proved impossible to dislodge from bed this morning. It would seem Caity gets lunch in bed, as well as breakfast, today.

At least her new hair colour is Teabot 5000™ approved.

And way of Møøse is subtle.

Way of Møøse, as Caityreaders know, is subtle.

Møøse was seen in this region four days ago. When he was departing, it was said that he would not be seen for a week.

All was quiet in house. Kitchen was quiet. Bedroom was quiet, if sounds of snoring Teabot 5000™, hypervigilant Poodle, and (whatever Caity does) are not taken into account.

Toilet was mostly quiet.

Until, from behind the packet…




Way of Møøse is subtle, and he will probably not be found for two days.

So Teabot 5000™ was looking for pack of rice-crackers, which may have Møøse DNA, as they are sometimes hard to find. He reached for the cereal packet, to look behind it, and…

had a Godfather moment.

Contents may be unsettling during handling!

Our intrepid pair thank you, and the odds on Hjørse being found are something like six months.


Gøød Night, and remember: Way of Møøse is subtle.

(Still haven’t found the Møøse!)

Did two hours at gym today  – I need to remind myself that I feel SO GOOD when I get done, it’s worth dragging myself there!  Also it was my first day without the ankle brace – woo!  I’ll definitely be propping it up on the upturned washing basket for a good hour or so before I sleep tonight, though.

This week:

SEWING: – yep, this is the week Sue and I are going to CONQUER our overlockers, oh yes indeedy! (Provided we can fit it in around other appointments – I have another busy week, *sigh*)

Coverlock 4862

Coverlock 4862

I WILL MASTER YOU, oh Coverlock 4862!

Also – hoping to cut out at least one top, and finish a pair of yoga pants for wearing to the gym.

I have a medical for the Weight Loss program this week  – that’s going to be interesting! I’ve been able to stop my blood pressure medication completely, which is AMAZING considering I was on 16mg a day this time last year.

Please spare a thought for the Aussies battling disasters right now66 (that was a few hours ago  – now it’s 84) people so far have lost their lives in the bushfires down south, and goodness knows how many homes… meanwhile, Queensland is 60% flooded (none down our way, it’s up north) and lives and homes have been devastated there too. On Friday the Victorian Coroner had already announced that the Melbourne morgue was full to capacity from heatstroke victims, and now these horrendous fires on top of that…

I was in Canberra during the 2003 fires, and even watching fires on tv is still very frightening to me.  Houses in my street were just – gone.  We were incredibly lucky, but so many others weren’t.

It’s going to be a very tough year for everyone – lives, homes, infrastructure and crops have all gone in fire or floods since the start of the year.  Add the world economic crises and well – belt tightening all round.

Do what you can to help, eh? If you can donate blood (I can’t) PLEASE PLEASE DO IT.  Burn victims need lots of blood and plasma, apparently, so call the Red Cross and give…

Helløø, I am Møøse.

I am living in many place inside house of Caity. My way is subtle.








Møøse now goes to new place… gøødbye!