TeaBot 5000™ issues Caity Update: 0900 HRS 20AUG08

Transmission begins

NurseBot (whose unit number is unknown, as all NurseBots at Caity’s hospital seems to have the same telephone voice) informs this unit that CaityStatus is

“Pretty good, but she will be very sleepy this morning.”

(picture from James Worthington’s travelblog)

As soon as Poodle Wrangler Corporation have arrived to —

—-BZZZT! —

[a small break in transmission took place, as the Poodle Unit sighted Poodle Wrangler Vehicle. A small-but-vigorous game of Catch The Puppy began in earnest. Analysis shows signs of what may be separation anxiety in the canine unit: its behaviour has been suboptimal since Caity was "taken to the vet".

Canine unit despises vet visits. QED]

—-BZZZT! —

Poodle task interrupt handled. Now for some housework, done in that special TeaBot 5000™ way that slightly improves things but makes it patently obvious the whole house is missing Caity, and then to Visiting Time.

Comment posters are hereby notified under Clause XXXVIII of their User Agreements that all encouraging comments have been printed, and the hardcopy will be presented to Caity for assimilation.

End Of Transmission

  1. Chriss’s avatar

    Please tell Caity I fine her Teabot Taskmaster extraordinary and she is lucky to have him. Am hoping Caity is well enough for a quick visit tonight. If not, shall make my presence known in due course and get an update on all the groans moans, stitiches and removal of offending articles, and the resultant impact on her daily life.
    Cheers, Chriss

  2. Amanda’s avatar

    Tell Caity not to read her blog until she is well enough for a belly laugh - she’ll pop her stitches. Caity’s ghost writer is doing a top job.
    All the best to both humans,
    Bye
    A