TeaBot 5000™ CaityStatus Update: 1445 HRS 20AUG08

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Hardcopies of your good wishes were delivered to a slow, woozy, and uncharacteristically non-talkative Caity.

While seeing such a droopy girl, attached to (TeaBot5000™’s  distant cousin), The Machine That Goes PING Very Occasionally…


“Caity getting enough Dizzy-Drops, then?”

… and dressed in a fetching beige/mushy-peas-green/white ensemble (probably so the occasional bout of BLECH doesn’t show), would be a Bad Thing, the good news is still there.

  • Firstly, NO CANCER was obvious.
  • See, she WAS sick! (TeaBot 5000™ memo to self: find and crush certain Unkind Persons who suggested her ailments were fictional. But this unit digresses…)
  • Things should get a lot better, because the reason for The Crookness is now apparent…

—-and now, a sponsor’s message —

—-now, back to our blog post —

(Caity said the reason should be revealed.)

If this unit’s unclear recollection of a dizzy Caity’s retelling of what she remembers from what the surgeon said, there were attachments interfering with the digestive and urinary systems, as well as giving her lots of Grief In The Girly Works. (This unit believes that is the medical term, anyway: your terminology may vary.)

She’s a trifle too wobbly and tired for visitors just now.

Further CaityStatus reports after this evening’s visit.

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  1. Sue’s avatar

    Thank you teabot for the updates - it’s great to know how Caity is going …and you do make an extremely good cup of tea, even though suprisingly I had heard that you don’t actually consume it yourself!
    Love to Caity…

  2. Naiiad’s avatar

    People thought her sickness was fictional??! Humanity at its finest, I see…

    *hugs for you both*

    Get well soon Caity!

  3. kirsty’s avatar

    One is reminded of our beloved Spike’s suggested epitaph - “I told you was ill.”

  4. Kate’s avatar

    So pleased everything seems to be all right.

  5. Nicole’s avatar

    Hi Caity and Teabot 5000 (mighty fine stand in I must say), have been thinking of you and how you have handled the procedure (while freezing my butt off in the minus 5 degrees in Canberra). Glad to hear that you are recovering. Just had to check in and see. Love N.

  6. Annie Morris’s avatar

    Dear Mr B

    Thanks for the updates. Many people are appreciative. Am packing Caity a little something along with her (long overdue) tea/care package. As for the non-believers “douchebags one and all”.

    Hope you’re feeling a lot lighter and a lot better soon Caity!!!!

    Lotsa love to you, Mr B and the fur and feather kids, who must be really rattled by all of this…

  7. Chriss’s avatar

    thankyou Teabot 500, I will check in on Caity in a day or two, depending on status report. Love to both

  8. Tanya Brown’s avatar

    All generally good news, except for the part where she had to endure being sick for years.