Mysteries of the Universe #3045 and #3046

February 27, 2008 in Memes rants and silliness | 1 comment

… in a continuing series.

#3045: WHY oh WHY oh WHYYYYYYYYYYYY did the dog, who will be 4 in June and has NEVER before shown any propensity to roll in smelly things, coat herself from top to toes in POO this afternoon right before tea? (and how did she manage it?)

#3046: WHY on earth would I put the bottle of eucalyptus/peppermint oil steam inhalant mix on the top shelf of the pantry - between the AntRid and the medicinal brandy?

  1. v3.0’s avatar

    v3.0 on February 28, 2008 at 12:14 am

    3045 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finagle’s_law - ’nuff said.

    (Seriously, CSI Toowoomba looked at the scene, and I think she may have dropped one in the long grass, then tried vigorously to shake another, attached, little blobbie, upon which she blundered into the first “number 2″.)

    3046 - ‘Sh priddy good, shishter, but ya shtart to shee pink koalalalalala bearsh!